I am Seeing-a-movie-not-by-Disney Mum! 😂

S-Mum has been to the “pictures”… to see a NOT Disney movie!
Myself and The Him went to a show tonight….AT NIGHT TIME!

In the dark…at NIGHT!

The people in the cinema were ALL at least 5 foot tall and all aged in 2 digit numbers.

We saw the new Bourne film.

I was a little disappointed that it was only rated 12PG. I really felt that my first grown up movie in 4 feckin years mught have had the manners to be at least 16’s.
If you’d seen The Him’s wee face when he came home tonight to find me ready to go, tickets booked and my babe of a sister cosied up with the Androidy yokie… It was waaaay too cute.

(Him’s easily fricken pleased!)
Bourne himself was quite brilliant. Big explosions, a terrifyingly intelligent computery script and lots of violence. (And Matt Damon’s chest… Grrrrr! 😆😆😆)

And oh my! The car scenes! CRASHING AND SMASHING AND BOOMING EVERYWHERE!

(Well worth going to see if you’re really a bit of a boy, like me!)
My Mummy FAILS today included:

1. The Blueberry poos… such a handlin’. 😡😡

2. Finding Princess PLAYING WITH THE BLUEBERRY POO NAPPY that I’d thrown across to the bin 3 minutes earlier but had forgotten to lift. I swear to God I thought I would have to bathe her in bleach. (It only got on the floor however so calm the cacks!)
My Mummy WINS were:

1. Finding “Cougettie” in Aldi. 👇👇

2. Watching Mini Me DEVOURING her Courgettie Bolognese… because I told her it was Green pasta because it’s the Hulk’s favourite. She does love her superheroes. #likeagirl

3. Making the Him’s day by arranging above cinema date. I didn’t even pretend we were booked to see Ab Fab. I could have had fun with that in fairness…