Well feck-it-up Friday was FABLIS!
Today’s Mummy wins were:
1. Keeping everyone in one piece, fed and entertained.
2. Not getting puked on.
3. Princess SLEPT for the 2 hours we were shopping. And No, I didn’t put wine in her bottle. 🤗
4. Only making very animated faces behind Mini-Me’s back 3 times before bed. 😲
5. Getting same Little Miss “I DON’T LIIIIIIIIKE CHICKEN!” to eat a big bowl of CHICKEN by blitzing it up with bolognese sauce, calling it LAVA and pouring it over a pasta VOLCANO! Oh, and calling it Secret recipe lava helped. She DEMOLISHED it! 😂👇👇👇👇👇👇
In fairness, the only thing I fecked up today was my credit card. 💳💳💳
I went to McElhinneys with my Mamma Bear and accidentally fell into some clothes.
I got a few bargains actually…a few teachery type bits to make me feel a bit of fab when I mix them with the old faithfuls from Penneys! #penneysbest
Then I ACCIDENTALLY bumped into the Chanel Counter and I felt SOOOOO bad that I had to buy shiny tiny little black boxes filled with shiny tiny but very FABLIS little pots and bottles.
(Sssssh! The Him🕵does Not need to know this. It’s our secret K?)
S-Mum shall face the HELL of going back to reality with a shiny “Chaneled” face and smelling of aromatic floral bouquets of very spensive orchids and peonies or pee-the-beds or whatever.
It’s all still sitting in the little tiny bag on the bed because the packaging is WAY too exciting to open just yet.
Seriously, that little white bag has SERIOUS magic powers.
It really has helped me to feel better about going back to work. (And not just because I am going to need wages again to pay for it!) 😂
I know I’m supposed to say things like “The only jewels I need around my neck are my children’s”, and “The prettiest thing a mum can wear is a smile or her baby or whatever.”
But sorry Ladybelles.
Sometimes I NEED the tiny roped handles of a tiny but crisp and structured white bag with one little word in divine black font around my wrist.
AND nice smelly creams can REALLY help with the pretty!
I SWEAR I look 10 years younger ALREADY and I haven’t even opened it yet!
Now, speaking of aromatic floral bouquets, Shiraz or Merlot? 🍷🍷🍷
Share your Mammy Wins today? Or go ahead and tell me how you Fecked-it-up!
I am SHOPSY MUM!
#SMum #mcelhinneys #ballybofey #mammyheaven #chanel #sprayme #regretittomorrow