Today is Chooseday.
Today, I choose the word YES.
Pre bedtime chaos shot. 👇👇👇
Yes, I know it’s not good for their eyes.
Yes, they’re watching reruns of Scoobyfuckingdoo,🐕 with Velma and Daphne and the other weird-eye-animated unaging and omni-teenage detectives and their big thick plank dog🐶 chasing yet another fucking zombie in disguise.
Yes, it will possibly give herself nightmares.(Princess, not so much, given that the zombies would run AWAY from Crazy little her.😂)
Yes, I know they shouldn’t be encouraged to watch Tellyboxes or any other evil screen (or as I like to call them Mammy’s sanity savers) so late at night… tut…
Yes, I know I’ve probably just ruuned my chances of winning “Mammy of the year.” 😂
Yes, I give NOT ONE continental fuck what the “No way. Bad S-Mum. My kids would NEVER get screen time” Sanctimammies think. (Do you think they binge watch Scoobydoo in their cupboards while the kids play scrabble and suduko and stuff?) 😈😈
Yes, Princess is sitting inside a box..👇😂
Yes, she got in there all by herself.
Yes, she could have sat in the cool pink princess size chair.
Yes, she could have squished herself into the slightly bigger box
Yes, she got stuck.
Yes, of course I left down the mug and lifted her out.😜
Yes, she climbed right back in.
Yes Mammy was drinking coffee at 6.30pm and we all know that one should not drink the magic beans so late in the day, but let me put it to you like this.
It was too early for grapejuice…🍷
Yes, Mammy is knackered.
Yes, the kitchen is a mess.
Yes, I still have to cook dinner.
Yes, Princess still needs a bath and so without the magic beans, Mammy wouldn’t have actually been awake enoigh to wash the slabber covered salty little fudgemonster.
Yes, I’ll probably be up all fucking night doing “to do ” lists in my head.
Yes, I’ll regret it at 1am.
Yes, The Him will want to kill me when I wake him up at 2am to ask him if he thinks we should wallpaper the living room.
Yes, I’m clever. The Him will agree to an indoor pool and special “Mammy grape cupboard” with a comfy chair and everything, if it will shut me up at 2am.
Yes, I am a genius 😈😜 and yes, the coffee worked and so I functioned enough to wash Princess and put the two little terrors to bed.
And now, I have JUST ABOUT enough energy to ACTUALLY tidy the kitchen and cook Him some dinner.☹
So now…what do you think?
Is it time for a little glass of grapes to reward Mammy for being such a feckin legendary Goddess?
The word you’re looking for, is YES!
How was your Chooseday?😘😘