Mini-Me: Mammy, Did you know Uncle D and Aunty P gotted maawied FREE times?
Mammy: Three times? Why do you say that?
Mini-Me: Sure cos dey have FREE children. Dat means dey gotted maawied free times.
Me: Oh Really? (I’m pretty sure there’s nothung FREE about 3 kids!) And so how many times have Uncle C and Aunty B been married?
Mini-Me: Eh you KNOW dat? DEY have TWO children so TWO times like…
Me: And does that mean me and Daddy got married twice too?
Mini-Me: Yes. You and Daddy gotted maaaaawied twice. Once for me. Once for Fudge. (Her nickname for the littlest shitster 💖😆)
Me: Gosh I don’t remember getting married twice Daddy, do you?
(And I know I’d remember having had a new dress and fab shoes and another hen party… come to think of it, is it time to renew our vows yet? 😂😂)
He laughs. And then…
The Him: So do you have to get married EVERY TIME you get a new baby?
Mini-Me: Yup. (Smugness personified.. 🙃)
The Him: Did YOU know that your Granny M (The Queen Mother of all the world) had TEN Babies?
That’s a WHOLE lot of weddings eh? And a WHOLE lot of dresses. 😘