So I TRY very hard every day to “Always look on the bright side of life”.
I like to think I’m a pretty positive person, but sometimes people do stupid sh*t that makes me grumpy. 😈
Like today, while my friend and I are packing our kiddies into the cars in an EMPTY-BAR-ONE-OTHER-CAR-CAR-PARK and MRS. DUMBASS, driving a gorgeous jeep, decides that the other 80 spaces are no good, so pulls into the space BETWEEN OUR TWO CARS. 😐
She SEES the 4 children and the buggy, and that I’m just about to put the carseat into the car, but still parks so close to my car, that the car seat WILL NEVER fit throught the gap.
So, because I GENUINELY believe that most people don’t intend to be mean, and that sometimes they’re quite simply Numpties who don’t realise their lack of perception of personal space, I calmly waited for MRS. DUMBASS to realise her numptiness and move her big jeep.
She took out her phone and made a call. 😡😡😡
Because Mini-Me was right beside me, I didn’t swear. (HUGE ACHIEVEMENT.) 👏👏
INSTEAD, I said to my friend “I’m going to have to move the car to get the carseat in here. Can you please take the buggy for a moment?”
(Thism she definitely heard through the open window. It was probably the perfect example of how The Him says I THINK I’m being subtle, but I’m not being one tiny bit subtle.)
And that’s what I had to do. I HAD TO MOVE MY CAR ABOUT A FOOT TO THE RIGHT in order to get the carseat in.
Now, anyone who knows me, knows that I have a temper that can make grown men cry.
I COULD have knocked on MRS. DUMBASS’S window and asked her was she f**kin SERIOUS?
I set my baby in the car, said goodbye to my friend who was equally as flabberghasted as I was, and prepared to drive off, swearing in my own head.
MRS. DUMBASS got out of her car as if nothing had happened…
Because I’m determined to find positives in ALL situations, I did.
She was wearing nice trousers on her Dumbass. 👩🙆👖👖👖
They really were pretty and looked great on her dumb ass as she walked away from the big jeep that she COULDN’T PARK PROPERLY IN AN EMPTY CARPARK!
But she had nice trousers and is probably a very lovely Dumbass.
Here’s a cute puppy to negate the negatives that may be misconceived in this rant…sorry, post.