Today I am Sharing an ice cream Mum.
This is how Mini-Me and I ate her icecream cone today.
Imagine that I would have the nerve to be so close to my child?
Obviously I look soooooo much more fablis than Victoria Beckham in this snap. 😂
And no one would ever say we’re inappropriate or too close because there’s a big chunk of wafer between our lips. 😬
And no one would ever dare to comment that the image is sexualised would they? 😡
That whole nonsense a fee weeks ago made me laugh.
I kiss my girlies on the lips everyday.
They’re my children.
We show affection.
It’s how we roll.
And if anyone sees anything in this picture other than a happy 4 year old messing with her Mamma Bear, then guess who has the problem?
Hope you all had a fablis Sunday?
I’m currently sitting on the side of the bath, allowing layer #173 of shitty fake tan to dry so my skin look AMAZEBALLS for tomorrow’s wedding.
I am almost mahogany. 💩💩
I am sipping the bubbles that I didn’t ACTUALLY open last night because I fell asleep at stupid o’clock. 😪😪
I’m also CURSING the very polite and lovely sales assistant in Debbie-of-the-nams who NEARLY got me to sign up for a store card yesterday, but who forgot to take the security tag OFF THE FECKIN DRESS I am wearing tomorrow.
I will now have to be at the door at 9am to get it sorted, then get home, fed, haired, muck-uped, children slid across the field to Granny’s and BACK in Derry for 12.15pm.
(Seriously need to invest in a wee shuttle track over to her garden…)
Yes. Tomorrow morning will be fun.
Hope the bank holiday weekend is going wonderfully my pretties.
Keep kissing those beautiful babies. 😘😘