“I need to put on my lupstuck QUICKLY Mammy!”
Yeah to sit in a dark auditorium for the next 3 hours? Whatever! 5 going on 15.
And yet as grown up as she’s getting, sometimes things remind me of her adorable innocence!
Like the radio.
We’re driving home after the panto and I’m not really paying much attention to the radio. That is, until I find myself humming along to “I wanna sex you up!” and realise what’s is playing!
Just as I turn it down, oh so subtly, to save the ears of my little one, she tuts.
“What a Very wude song Mammy” she scolds.
Holy shit methinks. She knows the word sex. She knows that sex is a rude Word. (For the radio!) Hang on. Where has she heard That? How does she know? What’s haaaaappening?
“It is indeed” Mammy agrees.
“Did you HEAR what that man was singing?”
“What Silly words. Why would you sing a song Saying ‘I wanna say SHUT UP!’ So weird like!”
“I wanna say shut up?”
“Yeah Mammy. Dat’s what he was singing!”
Sing it wuf me Mammies!
“I wanna say SHUT up!” 😂😂😂
Happy Sauvignon…sorry, Saturday! 🍷
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